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Retirement Presentation - Instead of a gold watch, can I have a corduroy leisure suit?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

One of a kind.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."