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"They're in the gifted program."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Are you trying to tell me you spent five and a half million on gifts?'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Looking at you, I'd say your wife is easy to please.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'I had more last year!'

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

CEO.

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'I agree the whole thing is crass and commercial but I still expect something huge and expensive.'

"I'm not sure if my boyfriend doesn't love me enough, or if he just isn't earning enough."

Holiday Shopping

"And don't be slipping in any underwear like you did last year!"

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

'It's 3 weeks until my birthday? How long is that in shopping days?'

'Holidays is the good news on stepparents - I have 15 grandparents buying me gifts.'

A man on an island is given a palm tree.

"Sometimes opening presents is the best part of Christmas."

"Thank you, Papi, this is the best present ever!"

We already sold the 'World's Greatest Mom' Mug...

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Happy Birthday.

France presents the Statue of Liberty to the U.S.A.

Delivering a Giant Present

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"I don't think we should get married till our friends can afford better wedding gifts."

Present Eating Flower

"Are you still ordering Christmas presents on-line...?"

I'd like you for Christmas.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'