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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'They're dog roses!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

inflation at Christmas

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'