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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'They're dog roses!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

inflation at Christmas

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."