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'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'The gift shop. Where else do you think I'd get a battery-operated fan?'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"And don't forget to stop by our gift shop on your way out."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

King Kongs first christmas

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Sister Cities

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The Re-Giving Tree