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'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

King Kongs first christmas

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

I love Museum Shops

Sister Cities

CEO.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The Re-Giving Tree

Christmas Dwarves

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'What do you give to a man who has everything?' 'Antibiotics!'

"My missus is expecting me to bring home some duty-frees!"

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Mt. Everest gifts.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'