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Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Kissing the Fish

I love Museum Shops

Balloon dog poos.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Chameleon and TV

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Odorant

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.