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Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

Sister Cities

CEO.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?