Gift Shop Explorers T-Shirts

The Gift Shop Museum.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

Sister Cities

CEO.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'It's my stool sample.'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"