Toy Store Explorers T-Shirts

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"That One!"

Reality of Parenthood

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

You are what you eat

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

An evolutionary turning point.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

Hamster Land

"Extreme Marco Polo"

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

"We were gonna build a tree house, but with the cost, noise issues and zoning concerns, can you just take us to the mall?"

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

"Pass me one of them, love."

"Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car."

'Ooo, that one, Dad That One'

"I need this more than you."

'This must be the kitty litter aisle.'