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"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Polar bear bowling alley

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

One!

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Windmill

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Automatic swing machine

Where the Wild Things Summer

Swinging on the Chandelier

Child development. How children change.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Boy slides down handrail.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Bottle tossing