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'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Where the wild things were."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Children playing around a water pump

Teddy bears hiding