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Climbing Mount Everest.

Houdini's infancy.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

A midwife holding a baby

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Victors

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Today we learned to count to one.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"They look so young and helpless."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Outside with that!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

The Fall from Pisa