Infant Adventurer Gifts

Climbing Mount Everest.

Houdini's infancy.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

A midwife holding a baby

The Victors

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Today we learned to count to one.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"They look so young and helpless."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."