Toddler Adventurer Gifts

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Victors

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Today we learned to count to one.

"Where the wild things were."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Outside with that!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

Pirate

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

The Fall from Pisa

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.