Childhood Adventurers Gifts

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."

Child crying because he has cut his finger with scissors

"She never obeys me. Maybe her voice command is turned off."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'What do you mean, 'What do I want to be?'. . . I haven't even gotten being a kid down yet.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Today we learned to count to one.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Imagination

One!

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Mistaken identity.

"Kids."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Sticking out tongue