Childhood Adventurer Gifts

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'We're starting a car pool. Want to join?'

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

'Trick or treatment.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Children at Play

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'He followed me home. I think he's my brother.'

'If Tommy can't play right now, could we use his soccer ball?'

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

'I got excommunicated from Church Camp!'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'I'm dreading the time when Mum and Dad ask us about our sex education.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

And the best part is we get unlimited free minutes.

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Would you like some wings?"

Today we learned to count to one.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.