Childhood Explorers Gifts

'Boy! -- What'll they think of next?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Wildlife

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Fossil hunting

Toilet Training

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Childhood Screen Addict

"This is it? No video?"

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Pubertry

Child development. How children change.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"No, son, there's no severance package."