Modern Childhood Explorers Gifts

Playground

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Toilet Training

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Fossil hunting

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is it? No video?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Childhood Screen Addict

Pubertry

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

Gadget freak.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Tunnel Mural

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."