Modern Childhood Explorers T-Shirts

Playground

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

One!

Public footpath on a desert island.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Toilet Training

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Fossil hunting

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Gadget freak.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."