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"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Blueberry or cherry vapes and, I'll throw in free wi-fi!"

Childhood Screen Addict

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Child development. How children change.