Modern Childhood Explorer Prints

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

"Blueberry or cherry vapes and, I'll throw in free wi-fi!"

Childhood Screen Addict

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

One!

"Who can we call?"

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Child development. How children change.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."