Modern Family Explorer Prints

"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."

IVF treatment

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

More Nontraditional Family Units

The New Abnormal

"This is my mom, her boyfriend, dad, his girlfriend, my social worker, my psychologist..."

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Gross!...Garbage!'

'Okay, my stepfather, but do I need to honour my dad's 3rd wife? They were only married 90 days.'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"Come on son, it's not difficult, I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Are we there yet?'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."