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'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Cast of Dream

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Watching ant TV!'

Pondlife

Child development. How children change.

One!

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-bert

"Needs ketchup."

"That must be my brain."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Childhood Screen Addict

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'