Childhood Education Explorers Gifts

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Continuing education.

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Early Learning Today

One!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Toilet Training

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Child development. How children change.

Childhood Screen Addict

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'