Childhood Education Explorers Gifts

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Continuing education.

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Early Learning Today

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Toilet Training

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Child development. How children change.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Childhood Screen Addict

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

How to sleep when you're a kid...