Education Explorers Gifts

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

'We learned in school today that the Constitution is politically incorrect.'

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

Giant cat at school open night.

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Back to School

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Doesn't follow directions... Uncooperative... Doesn't get along with others... Have you considered home schooling?"

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Paranormal A-Z...

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Common Core Family Therapy

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'