Educational Exploration Gifts

Truth

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Tourists

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Easter Island legs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Omara Portuondo

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"