Academic Exploration Gifts

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Eternal Student.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Scarcity

Marshmallows

A boy acting suspiciously

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.