Modern Life Explorers Gifts

No Smoking in the Castle

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Evolution Of Man.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Great, now we're lost."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Childhood Screen Addict

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Gadget freak.