Toddler Adventures Gifts

"Look dear...his first googly!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Imagination

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Baby in Bike Basket

Mistaken identity.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Teddy bears hiding

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Children playing around a water pump

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Sticking out tongue

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Things that scare Jimmy