Toddler Travelers Gifts

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

Easter Island legs

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Car Journey.

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Viva Las Vegas.

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".