Toddler Escapades Gifts

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Rock Climber

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Imagination

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Mistaken identity.

Baby in Bike Basket

Houdini's infancy.

"Yay! School is done!!"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Sticking out tongue

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Things that scare Jimmy

"Look dear...his first googly!"

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'