Clever Kid Escapades Gifts

Jimmy couldn't run but he could hide.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Imagination

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Mistaken identity.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Baby in Bike Basket

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Sticking out tongue

"Yay! School is done!!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Bypass the Falls

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Things that scare Jimmy