Gifted Child Escapades Gifts

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

I Heart Juggling

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Retro Kid.

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

'Mom!!'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

'Which choo-choo train is appropriate?'

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

Kid with cotton wool in his ears

"I have a fun Mother's Day planned out for you."

"He's a real problem child."

Small boy helping to push a wagon up a hill