Childlike Wonder Seeker Gifts

Aowwww, matey, aowwww

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

I Heart Juggling

The star hunters

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Children's questions

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

Retro Kid.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'The batteries must be dead.'

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."