Childlike Wonder Appreciator Gifts

'No we do not pay in advance.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

I Heart Juggling

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

Christmas Day - Early Risers

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'