Childlike Spirit Appreciator Gifts

I can't play doctor anymore. My malpractice insurance was canceled.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

William Tell in his younger years.

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Future Old People

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

Cherub and old angel

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

Thoughts and Prayers

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

"I'm too big for a pinata party. I'm too old! Too mature!"