Childlike Spirit Appreciator Pillows

I can't play doctor anymore. My malpractice insurance was canceled.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

William Tell in his younger years.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

Cherub and old angel

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

Thoughts and Prayers

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'