Carefree Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Bears catching fish

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

10 K Tail-Chase

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Dog retriving Frisbee

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I know it is of this earth...."

Phoenix

Tiger Costume

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Running