Carefree Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Snowman

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Thank you bubbles

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Tiger Costume

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Dog retriving Frisbee

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I know it is of this earth...."

Phoenix

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Remote Control Duck

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Join me in a glass of champagne?