Carefree Spirits Pillows

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

'Dad, stop frolicking: You're embarassing me!'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Chase me, chase me cows.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I gotta be me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Bears catching fish

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Snowman

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

May all your birthday wishes come true..