Carefree Spirit Fan Pillows

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The Salivation army.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

One-upmanship.

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'