Carefree Spirit Fan Gifts

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

The Salivation army.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

One-upmanship.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'