Carefree Fan Gifts

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Desert Island Meals.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'It's baseball season!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"That's the deep end."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

Weathervanes.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."