Carefree Attitude Gifts

Whatevs!

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Swinging

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Whatever!

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Weathervanes.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"They grow up so slow."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"