Carefree Soul Gifts

I had a misspent youth and I'm not getting a great bargain on adulthood either.

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Swinging

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Frizzbee statue.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Whatever!

Shoe repair

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Face painting - children have no faces

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"