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"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Swinging

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Shoe repair

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Face painting - children have no faces

Snowballs!

"This is where I come to unwind."

"They grow up so slow."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'