Carefree Spirit Lover T-Shirts

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

Carefree luggage.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Dairy Devil

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Teddy jogging

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Cat playing Golf.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Elevator/Open Range