Carefree Spirit Gifts

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"My philosophy for a happy life is simple: If I can't eat it, fetch it or hump it, I piss on it."

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'I'm glad you've got a song in your heart. Now go get and job and a jingle in your pocket.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Good News! It's today again!"

'To heck with dieting, who's gonna care twenty million years from now?'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'Nobody can splish-splash, like I splish-splash.'

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Changing Room Exhibitionist.

Hannah found that the only thing more exhilerating than naked rambling was the feeling of keeping her feet warm and dry in her wellies.

No Shame. Please help.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Ten thirty should be fine. I've got absolutely nothing on today."

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Two boys pulling faces

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Running

'To heck with dieting... who's gonna care twenty million years from now?'

Going to the Park

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Just as a precaution in, these uncertain times I've decided to get really Really fat."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

I'm not ready for summer to end. 88 17

OMG, do you take anything seriously?

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'You don't seem to realise how serious our situation is, Ridgeway!'