Carefree Souls Gifts

Whatever

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Swinging

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"That's the deep end."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Whatever!

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Weathervanes.

"They grow up so slow."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"