Carefree Patient Gifts

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's baseball season!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'No luggage.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"They grow up so slow."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Weathervanes.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Mexican Dog

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."