Carefree Vacationer Gifts

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Mexican Dog

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Weathervanes.

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

'No luggage.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."