Restful Vacationer Gifts

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Bon Voyage

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Hot Dog Stand.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'This is totally bananas!'

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Thanks for house sitting!