Restful Vacationer Gifts

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Bon Voyage

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'This is totally bananas!'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Hot Dog Stand.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Thanks for house sitting!

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'